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The Title: Husbands as Drinks ![]() | | Bookmark This PageThree middle aged ladies were sitting around the porch one day bragging about their husbands' sex drive when one decided that they should refer to their lovers as a soft drink. The first lady began, "My husband is like a 7-Up, he's got seven inches and it's always up!" The second replied, "My man is like a Mountain Dew, when he mounts me he always knows what to do!" After a moment the third woman says, "My man is like a Jack Daniels…" "That's not a soft drink," one woman exclaims, "That's a hard liquor!" Without hesitation the lady shouts, "That's my Leroy!" [Rate This Funny Stuff]
Three middle aged ladies were sitting around the porch one day bragging about their husbands' sex...
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