The Title: Love in the fridge

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Middle aged guy dies and gets to heaven. There he meets his friend who also died recently. ?You are here?! How Come? How did you die? ? ?Well, I froze to death. And you?? ?I died from laughter? ?That?s interesting. How? ?Well I got back from a business trip a day early, didn?t want to go home so I went to my lover. We were having a great time when the doorbell rang ? her husband came back early. I was really scared, but she handled it perfectly. She took a trash bag, opened the door and asked him to take out the trash. Before he got back, I quietly got out. With nothing more to do I decided to go home. And what do you think ? my wife opens the door with a trash bag and says: ?Honey, could you take out the trash??. ?Sure?, I think. ?I?m not that stupid.? I get into the house, check the bedroom, check all the closets, turn down the whole house ? nothing. Suddenly the whole situation started to seem so absurd that I started laughing and chocked to death?? ?You moron!?, shouts the other guy. ?Should have checked the fridge. We both could be alive now??



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